How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

- He is the one who erases the notes from the book

when the teacher erases the board.

Sardar sent msg to his BOSS:

Me sick, no work

Boss msg him back:

When I am sick I kiss my wife try it

2 hours later sardar msg 2 boss:

Me ok, ur wife very sweet

Interviewer: Congrates, u r selected.

ur 1st month salary is Rs: 60,000.

after 6 Month ur salary will be

increase 1,00,000.

Sardar: Ok sir, I will Join next

month......

Sardar bought a new pressure cooker

&nextday he returns it

Shpkeeper:y r u returning it?

Sardar: veetle vayasu ponnu irukku.

Idhu istatuku whisil adikidhu. .

SARDAR CALL TO AIRPORT RECEPTION

Sardar:mumbai to England how much hours

journey?

 Receptionist: plz One second sir..

Sardar:What a  speed .!

Dog was Chasing a Sardar.

Sardar runs,but Laughing.

A Man asked why r u Laughing?

Sardar replied

I hav put AIRTEL Sim,

but d VODAFONE dog is Following.

1 day Sardar had a dream as some killed him.

Next day he closed his ICICI BANK Acc.

Why?

Bcz of ICICIs slogan :

WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS TRUE.......

A sardar got promotion in office as manager.

To give surprise to his wife he telephoned her

& said

Tonight u r going to sleep with the manager.

Radio Quiz:

Should women have children after 35?

Sardar Replied:

No, 35 children are more than enough!

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/-

and took the ticket and said april fool.

I have pass

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Sardar: An old kings skeleton.
 

Tourist: Whos that smaller skeleton next to it?

Sardar: That was same kings skeleton when he

was a child.

Tourist: !!!!!

Sardar: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me a drink. Fight is about to start.

Bartender gives him a drink.

Sardar again says: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me drink. Fight is about to start.

Bartender again gives him a drink.

Sardar again asks for a drink as the fight is about to star.

Bartender: When on earth the fight will start?

Naughty Sardar: When you will ask for money.

SARDARS broke a bank,but instead of cash they

find glasses full of chilled lassi.

Happily they drank lassi & left.

Next days headline

SPERM BANK ROBBED

Sardarji saw an air hostess wearing a badge

on d left side of her breast bearing d name TINA.

He said, Thats cute.. What have u named d other one..?

Sardar 1: where did u get dis new cycle?

Sardar 2: yesterday i met a cute young girl with her cycle in a park.

 She took me to a lonely spot and

she remove full of her dresses n asked of, take anything wat u want.

I took her cycle and came that spot.

Sardar 1: Ya! U r right. Her dresses wont fit for u!

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote   No match, due to rain!!!

Funny Sardar was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure what to be filled in column  Salary Expected.

After much thought he wrote: Yes Expected!

A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.

Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??

Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

A bird was Disturbing a Sardar all the time.

Finally the  Sardar caught it and decides to kill it cruelly,

He took it to the top of a building.
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.
.
.
.
And dropped it!

Titanic was sinking.

An englishman asked Sardar, How far is land?

Sardar: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.

Englishman: Now, which direction?

Sardar: Downwards!

Sardar visits Mysore palace.

Guide: Please dont sit there, this is Tipu Sultans chair.

Sardar: Dont worry, I will get up when he comes.

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status

Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Sardarji went to interview for cbi officer post.

Interviewer: Who killed gandhiji?

Sardarji: Thanks for giving job sir

                I will start investigation.

why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ?

think think think

to avoid sde EFFECTS.

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"

"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." Says the Sardar and
hangs up.

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?

Because below 18 was not allowed.
 

Sardar 2 Salesman, I want pink curtains 4 my computer

Salesman: BUT COMPUTERS DONT NEED CURTAINS!

Sardar: Oye I have Windows installed.
 

I have often wanted to drown my troubles...

but I have not been able to convince my wife to go for a swim!

 

Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer?

Sardar : Ur Daughter.

Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter

Sardar 2 his friend,I kiss my wife everyday b4 I go 2 office, & u..?

Friend:I kiss after u go 2office..

Sardar:ha ha I kiss 1st
 

3 sardars were going on a motorcycle....

A policeman shows hand to stop ....

sardar shouted: Hey idiot, already 3 are sitting....where will u sit?.

First Sardar Ji: What are the fastest means of communication ?

Second Sardar Ji: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

sardar – I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.

Man– didnt you follow them?

Sardar – Hey,I have already seen that movie

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.