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How do u recognize

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

- He is the one who erases the notes from the book

when the teacher erases the board.


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2010-07-08 21:07:43

Sardar proposed a girl

Sardar Proposed A Girl
 
Girl Said:
 
I am 1 Year Elder To You..
 
Sardar Said:
 
Oye No Problem Soniye,
 
I will Marry You NEXT YEAR


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2010-05-15 21:05:48

Sardar sent message to boss

Sardar sent msg to his BOSS:

Me sick, no work

Boss msg him back:

When I am sick I kiss my wife try it

2 hours later sardar msg 2 boss:

Me ok, ur wife very sweet


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2010-04-30 09:04:32

Interviewer to sardar

Interviewer: Congrates, u r selected.

ur 1st month salary is Rs: 60,000.

after 6 Month ur salary will be

increase 1,00,000.

Sardar: Ok sir, I will Join next

month......


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2010-04-13 19:04:00

sardar bought a new pressure

Sardar bought a new pressure cooker

&nextday he returns it

Shpkeeper:y r u returning it?

 

Sardar: veetle vayasu ponnu irukku.

 

Idhu istatuku whisil adikidhu. .


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2010-03-16 20:03:21

Sardar call to airport

SARDAR CALL TO AIRPORT RECEPTION

Sardar:mumbai to England how much hours

journey?

 Receptionist: plz One second sir..

Sardar:What a  speed .!


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2010-03-04 08:03:04

Dog was chasing

Dog was Chasing a Sardar.

Sardar runs,but Laughing.

 

A Man asked why r u Laughing?

 

Sardar replied

 

I hav put AIRTEL Sim,

 

but d VODAFONE dog is Following.


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2010-02-25 08:02:59

One day sardar

1 day Sardar had a dream as some killed him.

Next day he closed his ICICI BANK Acc.

 

Why?

 

 

 

Bcz of ICICIs slogan :

 

WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS TRUE.......


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2010-02-17 07:02:22

A sardar got promotion

A sardar got promotion in office as manager.

To give surprise to his wife he telephoned her

 

& said

 

Tonight u r going to sleep with the manager.


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2010-02-10 18:02:24

Radio quiz

Radio Quiz:


Should women have children after 35?


Sardar Replied:


No, 35 children are more than enough!


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2010-01-28 06:01:37

Sardar got in to bus

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/-

and took the ticket and said april fool.

I have pass


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2010-01-20 18:01:02

Tourist and sardar

 

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?


Sardar: An old kings skeleton.
 

Tourist: Whos that smaller skeleton next to it?


Sardar: That was same kings skeleton when he

was a child.

Tourist: !!!!!


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-12-28 18:12:20

Hurryup hurryup

 

Sardar: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me a drink. Fight is about to start.

Bartender gives him a drink.

Sardar again says: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me drink. Fight is about to start.

Bartender again gives him a drink.

Sardar again asks for a drink as the fight is about to star.

Bartender: When on earth the fight will start?

Naughty Sardar: When you will ask for money.


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-12-03 20:12:40

Sardars broke a bank

 

SARDARS broke a bank,but instead of cash they

find glasses full of chilled lassi.

 

Happily they drank lassi & left.

 

 

Next days headline

 

SPERM BANK ROBBED


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-11-22 20:11:05

Sardarji saw an air hostess

Sardarji saw an air hostess wearing a badge

on d left side of her breast bearing d name TINA.

He said, Thats cute.. What have u named d other one..?


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-11-14 00:11:41

Where did u get bicycle

Sardar 1: where did u get dis new cycle?

Sardar 2: yesterday i met a cute young girl with her cycle in a park.

 

 She took me to a lonely spot and

 

she remove full of her dresses n asked of, take anything wat u want.

 

I took her cycle and came that spot.

 

Sardar 1: Ya! U r right. Her dresses wont fit for u!


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-11-10 21:11:32

Sardar write essay

 

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.


All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote   No match, due to rain!!!


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-11-04 20:11:19

Funny sardar

 

Funny Sardar was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure what to be filled in column  Salary Expected.

After much thought he wrote: Yes Expected!


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-10-31 01:10:41

Sardar doctor love a girl

 

A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.

Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??

Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-10-29 02:10:42

A bird was disturbing

 

A bird was Disturbing a Sardar all the time.


Finally the  Sardar caught it and decides to kill it cruelly,


He took it to the top of a building.
.
.
.
.
.
And dropped it!


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-10-09 08:10:58

Titanic was sinking

Titanic was sinking.


An englishman asked Sardar, How far is land?


Sardar: 2 KMs.


Englishman jumped into sea.


Englishman: Now, which direction?


Sardar: Downwards!


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-10-06 03:10:59

sardar vists mysore palace

Sardar visits Mysore palace.

Guide: Please dont sit there, this is Tipu Sultans chair.

Sardar: Dont worry, I will get up when he comes.


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-09-30 01:09:55

My mobile bill how much

 

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?


Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status


Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-09-15 22:09:29

Sardar went to interview

 

Sardarji went to interview for cbi officer post.

Interviewer: Who killed gandhiji?

Sardarji: Thanks for giving job sir

                I will start investigation.


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-09-15 22:09:37

Why was sardar

 

Q: Why was Sardar writing the exam near the door?
 
 

A: Bcz it was an entrance exam

Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-09-03 23:09:17

Y did sardar cut the sides of medicines

 

why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ?

think think think

 

to avoid sde EFFECTS.


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-08-29 07:08:48

Just a sec

 

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"


"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." Says the Sardar and
hangs up.


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-08-29 07:08:23

Y did 18 sardars

 

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?


Because below 18 was not allowed.
 


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-08-29 07:08:28

Sardar 2 salesman

 

Sardar 2 Salesman, I want pink curtains 4 my computer


Salesman: BUT COMPUTERS DONT NEED CURTAINS!


Sardar: Oye I have Windows installed.
 


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-08-29 07:08:24

Sardar qoute


I have often wanted to drown my troubles...

but I have not been able to convince my wife to go for a swim!

 


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-08-29 07:08:16

Who is ur favorite writter

 

Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer?

Sardar : Ur Daughter.

Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-08-29 07:08:00

Sardar 2 his friend

Sardar 2 his friend,I kiss my wife everyday b4 I go 2 office, & u..?


Friend:I kiss after u go 2office..


Sardar:ha ha I kiss 1st
 


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-08-28 09:08:06

3 sardars

 

3 sardars were going on a motorcycle....

A policeman shows hand to stop ....

sardar shouted: Hey idiot, already 3 are sitting....where will u sit?.


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-08-24 06:08:26

Fastest communication

 

First Sardar Ji: What are the fastest means of communication ?

Second Sardar Ji: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-08-23 20:08:32

I saw my wife

sardar – I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.


Man– didnt you follow them?


Sardar – Hey,I have already seen that movie


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-08-21 21:08:48

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.


Submitted By: Vikram, Chennai | Submitted In : sardar-jokes
Updated On :2009-08-20 02:08:54

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